Played by: Chris Farley
The Secruity Guard with an Awful Lot of Information is a secruity guard for Alice Cooper. He is seen in Wayne's World guarding the outside of the concert where he gives Wayne and Garth a lot of infomation about Frankie Sharp.
- The actor who plays the guard plays Milton in Wayne's World 2.
- Patrick Star wanted to play the piano. But Chris said,NOOOO!